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Pull the Dragon's Tooth! (Geronimo Stilton Micekings #3) Page 2


  toast,

  20

  jars of fjordberry jam,

  25

  logs of goat cheese, and

  7

  chunks of precious

  Stenchberg.

  When I finished,

  the bag was

  so

  heavy!

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  You’re Hopeless!

  “Lift that bag and run!” Max shouted.

  “I WILL

  GET

  YOU

  IN

  SHAPE,

  YOU

  SMARTY-MOUSEKING!”

  Crusher, Smasher, and Sprainer were waiting

  outside. The three of them had already begun

  their training, which consisted of:

  100 PUSH-UPS,

  100 sit-ups, and

  100 PULL-UPS using their whiskers!

  Guess what? Trap was nowhere in sight!

  “Why don’t you all start the trip without

  me?” I suggested. “I should wait here for

  my cousin.”

  “No need!” said Max. “Your cousin was so

  excited about the trip that he left early.”

  “Really?” I asked in disbelief.

  “Yes, and you should follow his example,

  you little shrimp!” Max bellowed. “I’ll

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  You’re Hopeless!

  straighten you out, you smarty-mouseking!

  Run, run, run!”

  Then he began to chant:

  “Our whiskers

  always

  make

  us

  proud!

  We’ll

  say

  it

  now!

  We’ll

  say

  it

  loud!

  And if

  the

  dragons

  we

  should

  meet,

  We’ll

  crush

  them

  in

  a

  fierce

  defeat!

  We work,

  we

  stink,

  we

  sweat,

  we

  spit!

  But

  we

  will

  never,

  ever

  quit!

  Our enemies

  will

  feel

  our

  sting!

  We

  are

  the

  true

  and

  mighty

  micekings!”

  We ran through the village and began to

  CLIMB up, up, up, all the way to Three

  Lookouts Cliff.

  Crusher,

  Smasher,

  and

  Sprainer

  ran behind me, shouting

  all the way.

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  You’re Hopeless!

  “Run or I’ll

  Crush

  you!”

  “Run or I’ll Smash you!”

  “Run or I’ll

  Sprain

  your tail!”

  The hill we were climbing was so steep that

  the weight of my bag caused me to

  fall

  backward, like a turtle in his shell.

  Run, you

  shrimp!

  Faster!

  You’re Hopeless!

  How do I get into these terrible

  situations?

  Move it!

  Heeeeelp!

  Three Lookouts

  Cliff

  We finally reached the top of Three Lookouts

  Cliff.

  Max Musclepaw was there already. “You

  call that running?” he scoffed.

  But I was tired — finished —

  exhausted!

  I was also starving, so I opened my

  backpack.

  “What are you doing, you little shrimp?”

  Max yelled at me.

  “I—I was just preparing BREAKFAST,

  oh brave one,” I replied hopefully.

  He snickered. “I said you could bring

  breakfast. I didn’t say you could eat it!”

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  I was puzzled, until

  Max said, “The breakfast

  is for the lookouts!”

  “B-but . . . but . . .” I

  stammered.

  “Move it, shrimp!”

  Max yelled.

  He pushed me toward

  the watchtower, where

  three lookouts were

  scanning the horizon.

  The lookouts stay in

  the tower DAY and

  night.

  They watch

  the sky for dragons, who

  The Three

  Lookouts

  These three micekings

  never leave the

  watchtower. They sound

  a large horn as a warning

  when dragons or other

  enemies are in sight.

  Three Lookouts Cliff

  are always starved for miceking meat!

  I handed the lookouts my backpack FULL

  of food.

  “Young micekings just aren’t the same

  these days,” grumbled the first.

  “Since when did micekings becomes such

  jellyfish?” grumbled the second.

  “This one looks as soft as a cheese ball,”

  grumbled the third.

  I sighed. Would I ever fit in?

  Suddenly, Trap ran up to me. He looked

  sweaty and

  sticky

  but seemed to be

  full of energy.

  “Good morning, Cousin,” he said

  cheerfully. “A nice little run is a great way

  to start the day!”

  It was strange that Trap wasn’t exhausted

  like I was. Even stranger, I thought I smelled

  honey on him.

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  Three Lookouts Cliff

  Are you

  tired

  already?

  Puff .

  .

  .

  pant

  .

  .

  .

  “It’s time to start our first exercise!” Max

  called out. “You need to crush those

  rocks!”

  I looked at the rocks. They were giant

  boulders!

  Crusher, Smasher, and Sprainer started

  pounding the boulders,

  crumbling

  them

  with their bare paws.

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  Three Lookouts Cliff

  “Snap to it, smarty-mouseking!” Max

  yelled at me.

  I tried to picked up the mallet, but

  it weighed as much as I did!

  1

  When I finally managed to lift it,

  I charged at the boulder, yelling, “Here I

  goooo!”

  2

  But I missed it and face-planted into

  the rock!

  Kabaaaaaaaam!

  Here I

  go!

  2

  1

  Oops!

  Three Lookouts Cliff

  3

  The mallet slipped out of my

  paw, flew through the air, and landed right

  behind a goat that was munching on

  some grass nearby.

  4

  The goat, furious, charged at

  me with its head down! Squeak!

  3

  4

  Squeeeeak!

  The Great

  Cliff Dive

  I closed my EYES and prepared for the

  worst as the goat

  charged

  toward me.

  At the last second, Max Musclepaw grabbed


  the goat by its horns and stopped it in its

  tracks.

  “YOU’D

  BE

  TOAST

  IF

  IT

  WEREN’T

  FOR

  ME,

  YOU

  LITTLE

  SHRIMP!”

  he said.

  He let go of the goat’s horns. The animal

  trotted away, angrily huffing and

  puffing.

  The three lookouts had watched the whole

  scene from the watchtower.

  “In our day . . .” began the

  first

  one.

  “We respected goats!” said the second one.

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  The Great Cliff Dive

  “We certainly didn’t throw mallets at

  them!” finished the third one.

  Shivering

  squids,

  I

  can’t

  win!

  Then Max gathered us together for our next

  exercise . . . the great cliff dive.

  I looked over the edge and got woozy. What

  a dizzying drop down to the water below!

  “I’m afraid of heights!” I whimpered.

  “And I’m a terrible swimmer!”

  At that moment, I felt a

  sticky

  paw on

  my shoulder. It was Trap.

  “Come on, Cousin!” he said. “Follow my

  lead. I’m not

  afraid

  of anything!”

  Max Musclepaw stomped up to us, sniffing.

  “I smell honey.” He GRABBED Trap by the

  belt. “It’s you! You rubbed honey all over

  your fur to make yourself look sweaty.

  You didn’t really run, did you?”

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  The Great Cliff Dive

  “Um . . . well . . . I took a shortcut,”

  Trap admitted.

  “Is that so?” Max growled. “Then you can

  jump first! And don’t try to

  trick

  me again!”

  Max pushed Trap off the cliff! Then Crusher,

  Smasher, and Sprainer each jumped

  You first!

  off. They all splashed into the

  freezing waters of the

  fjord.

  I LOOKED down,

  turning as pale

  The Great Cliff Dive

  as mozzarella, then as purple as a wild

  berry, then as green as the mold on

  Stenchberg cheese. Galloping goats, I’d

  never make it!

  Max tried to encourage me. “Watch me!”

  he yelled.

  As he dove off the cliff, he yelled, “Get a

  move on, you little shriiiiiiiiiiiiiimp!”

  The THREE LOOKOUTS approached

  me.

  “To get over a fear of heights, you just need

  to hold your

  breath

  ,” said the

  first.

  “No, he needs to eat

  some snails,” said

  the second.

  “No way! He just needs

  to stick

  pinecones

  in

  his ears,” said the third.

  I’m

  scared!

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  The Great Cliff Dive

  Then the first lookout sounded the horn

  right in my ear.

  Tooooooot!

  Toooooooooot!

  I was so startled I jumped right off the cliff!

  I fell down,

  down,

  down . . .

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  Heeeelp!

  That’s

  how

  it’s

  done!

  Seasick and

  Heartbroken!

  I made a mousetastic dive (well, more like

  a

  belly flop)

  and splashed into

  the waters of the fjord.

  I can’t swim, so Max

  fished

  me

  out of the water with a long oar. He pulled me

  up onto the deck of a drekar — a miceking

  ship.

  “Stop splashing around, shrimp!” Max

  yelled. “Our captain is waiting!”

  Captain? My whiskers twitched. I hoped

  it wasn’t . . .

  “

  ! Hurry up and get on board.

  We need to leave while the wind is still in our

  favor,” barked

  Olaf the Fearless.

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  Hurry

  up!

  We’re

  leaving!

  Noooooooooo!

  Olaf was captain of the Bated Breath, the

  creakiest ship on all of Miceking Island!

  My tummy started to do

  flip-flops

  as

  waves rocked the ship. Then I saw dark

  clouds

  forming overhead.

  Squeak!

  A

  storm

  was

  coming!

  “Don’t worry, Geronimo. A

  true macho

  mouseking

  goes out to sea no matter what

  the weather!” Olaf said.

  I sighed and sat down on the rower’s bench.

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  Seasick and Heartbroken!

  Then I heard a voice from the shore.

  “You can

  do

  it!

  Give

  it

  your

  all!”

  Squeak! It was Thora! She was running

  along the shore waving a

  miceking

  flag

  at us. Was she really cheering us on?

  My whiskers trembled with excitement. I

  stood up. “Oh, lovely Thora! I will give it

  my all, just for you!”

  Thora continued. “You can do it, BRAVE

  ONE! Only you can turn that smarty-

  mouseking into a real hero!”

  Shivering squids,

  Thora was

  only there to cheer for Max Musclepaw!

  How heartbreaking!

  Max had me row the ship, but it was a

  real disaster. I am not a sea-mouseking,

  so the drekar just kept spinning around

  and around!

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  Seasick and Heartbroken!

  Max Musclepaw shook his

  head.

  “Forget the rowing!” he

  boomed. “Climb up the

  mast and set the sails!”

  Give

  it

  your

  all!

  Come on!

  My tummy . . .

  Uh-oh!

  got

  I obeyed, but my paws

  tangled

  in the ropes. They

  twisted around

  me like strands

  of string cheese!

  At this rate, I

  would never

  earn a miceking

  helmet!

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  Thea Stiltonord,

  Goat

  Whisperer!

  The ship sailed back to the port in

  Mouseborg. My sister, Thea, was waiting

  for us on the dock. Max explained that he

  had made an agreement with her for a

  special exercise.

  “You’ll all be riding wild horses,”

  Thea explained, and my fur froze in fear.

  Wild horses?!

  “Geronimo, there are only four wild horses

  to work with, so I’ve got a very special

  ride planned for you,” she told me as we

  walked.

  “S-s-special?” I stammered

  suspiciously.

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  THEA

  the horse trainer

  Thea is my sister

  and a very skilled

  mouseking. She trains

  horses, and she has a

  special skill she calls

  “whispering.” When

  Thea “whispers” to

  any animal, big or

  small, it listens to her.

  She knows the secret

  to communicating

  with all kinds of

  creatures!

  Thea calmed me down.

  “Oh, don’t worry. It’s just a

  friendly goat!”

  But as soon as I saw it, my

  knees became as wobbly as

  cottage cheese.

  Great groaning

  glaciers!

  It was the very same

  goat that had attacked me

  on Three Lookouts Cliff! I

  started to run, but Max

  grabbed me.

  “Where do you think

  you’re going, shrimp?” Max

  bellowed. “Behave like a

  true mouseking!”

  He threw me into the pen

  with the goat, but that

  Oh no,

  you

  again!

  beast would not let me come near it! Then

  Thea came into the pen and whispered

  some words to the goat to calm it down.

  “Okay, Geronimo, climb on,” she said.

  And then she left me. Squeak!

  1

  The “friendly” goat began to

  kick

  and

  huff.

  2

  Then it stopped short and threw

  me off its back!

  3

  I spun through the air . . . and

  landed in the boar pen!

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  Thea Stiltonord, Goat Whisperer!

  That’s when Sven the Shouter stomped up.

  “Max, bring Geronimo to Gullet

  Valley

  for his final test!”

  Crusty codfish! Everyone knows that

  Gullet Valley is very close to Beastgard, the

  land of the fearsome

  dragons!

  He

  doesn’t

  like

  me!

  1

  2

  “Leave at once!” Sven yelled.

  All the micekings shouted:

  “so

  says

  sven

  the

  shouter!”

  3

  Um . . . hi!

  WILD BEASTS IN

  THE WOODS

  Max Musclepaw proudly announced his plans

  for our final test.

  “TO

  COMBAT

  YOUR

  FEARS,

  YOU

  MUST

  FACE

  THEM!”

  he boomed. “And what are micekings, even